UK to swap Chagos Islands for Piddington
Britain floats swapping a small English village for the Chagos Islands instead, satirizing the real territorial deal and the politicians squabbling over sovereignty.
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Six bribes from world leaders to Trump now the bar’s been set at ‘two pandas’
World leaders escalate their gifts to Trump after China's panda diplomacy, reportedly offering exotic animals and land concessions to win the president's favor.
Baseball Analysts Call For New Stat Called B.L.E.P.H.
Baseball analysts demand a new statistic called B.L.E.P.H., seemingly more invested in inventing a cool-sounding acronym than in explaining what it measures or why.
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
A dog is stunned to learn the man she casually dated a decade ago is now the head of the FBI, spending her afternoon replaying the whole fling in disbelief.
Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel
FBI Director Kash Patel is phished by a scammer impersonating Kash Patel, using his own name, photo and signature style to talk his way past his guard.
Guy Outside Obama Center Selling Cheaper Tickets To Something Called ‘Barry’s Magical Experience’
A man outside the Obama Presidential Center sells discount tickets to a fictitious attraction called Barry's Magical Experience, apparently unrelated to the real museum.
Princess Diana Releases Bombshell Memoir
The late Princess Diana releases a posthumous bombshell memoir, reportedly settling old scores with the Royal Family and declaring she is done staying silent.
