A satirical list imagines upsides for Brexit supporters if Britain rejoined the EU, including renewed underdog status, recycled jokes about regulations, familiar political figures returning to prominence, fresh grievances to air, and the chance to criticise younger people again.
This week's stories
Six relationships you’ll be shipping in Celebrity Traitors
Satirical listicle speculates about imaginary romances among Celebrity Traitors contestants, pairing celebrities such as Jerry Hall, Ross Kemp and Richard E Grant, with jokes about age gaps, comic personas and on-screen chemistry.
Six sickening anniversaries sickening new couples celebrate
Satirical piece mocks new couples who mark minor relationship milestones as anniversaries, from first glance and first date to first kiss, sleepless conversations and becoming official, with jokes about social media posts and friends' tolerance.
Esther Rantzen hard to explain to young people
Satirical report claims parents are struggling to explain Esther Rantzen's television legacy to children, contrasting her Childline founding and charity campaigns with the odd novelties of That's Life!, as imagined by a fictional viewer recalling 1970s television.
Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
Satirical report claims Dude Wipes has launched disposable trousers made from sewer-safe fabric that wearers can flush after an accident, with scented options and travel packs, and its chief executive floating tuxedo and surgical variants later.
Six Flags Closes X2 Roller Coaster Due To Brain Injuries
Satirical piece reports Six Flags Magic Mountain has permanently shut its X2 roller coaster over rider brain injuries, then offers darkly comic reactions from fictional staff members about drink prices, riding backwards, and cognitive function.
