Pentagon Secretary Pete Hegseth has announced the public live-streaming of Nidal Hasan's firing squad execution on somethingrotten.com, with plans to simulcast on other websites, costing $6 million. The execution is scheduled for December 3rd. The Pentagon has revived the website somethingrotten.com for this purpose.
This week's stories
Jeep Owner With ‘Not All Who Wander Are Lost’ Tire Cover Proudly Hasn’t Left Home State in 30 Years
Joel Lafleur, a 48-year-old data analyst, has never left Connecticut despite owning a Jeep with a 'Not All Who Wander Are Lost' tire cover, citing fuel efficiency and gas prices as reasons.
FDA Bans Use of Mambo No. 5
The US FDA has banned the song 'Mambo No. 5' due to concerns over its impact on youth, with Acting Commissioner Kyle Diamantas citing the song's potential to cause 'serious addiction' and 'brain cell destruction'.
Ageing Local Man Just Seems To Get Really Bad Hangovers From Ethanol And Sugar Nowadays
A 36-year-old man from Betoota Heights reported experiencing severe hangovers after consuming large amounts of ethanol and sugar, suggesting his body may be more sensitive to these substances with age.
One Nation Experiences Sudden Drop In Online Support After Ukraine Strikes Russian Bot Farm
One Nation's online support has dropped after Ukraine struck a Russian bot farm, but the party's Indonesian Bot factories are now compensating, with coordinated bot accounts re-emerging on social media.
Opinion: If You Want to Fuck My Daughter, You’re Gonna Have to Fuck Me First
A father outlines his conditions for a man to date his daughter, including intimate and invasive demands, such as sex, a home visit, and a test of the man's character through his treatment of him.
Openly-Homophobic Boomer's Weakness For A Bloke Dressed Up As A Woman On Display At Local Production Of Hairspray
A 72-year-old man, Bruce Taylor, attended a local production of Hairspray and unexpectedly enjoyed it, particularly a scene with a male actor dressed as a woman, which left him laughing and in tears.
Normal And Well Adjusted Young Man Brags About Desire To Live Stream Someone Get Executed
Brent Daniels, a young man with known social issues, has expressed enthusiasm for live-streaming a US prisoner's execution, stating he is 'very invested' in the event and criticising government censorship measures.
