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This week's stories
Heartbreaking: There’s Not A Single Outfit This Man Can Pull Off
Lyonel Brinks, a 42-year-old Subaru salesman, has difficulty finding a suitable outfit, with every attempt resulting in an unflattering appearance. He has tried various styles, including casual and dressy looks, without success. His struggles have been documented in a humorous article.
Help! My Coworker Asked for Horror Movie Recs, and Now I Have To Speak to HR
A worker has been asked by a colleague for horror movie recommendations, leading to a meeting with HR, where they expect to discuss a potential new role recommending films to the entire store.
Trump Cancels Planned Livestream Of Jon Ossoff’s Execution
US President Donald Trump has cancelled a planned livestream of the execution of Senator Jon Ossoff, citing it as a deterrent for Democrats. The execution is still set to proceed, but without live broadcast.
Weird Cleveland Browns Fan Has No Children On Team
A Cleveland Browns fan was seen at a game without any family members on the team, prompting confusion and alarm among spectators who questioned his motives for attending the game. He claimed to be a season ticket holder. His actions were met with bewilderment.
Druid Loving This Cloak Weather
Fográith, a local druid, is enjoying the autumnal weather in Ireland, favouring the cooler temperatures to don his heavy bull-hide cloak and engage in seasonal activities such as brewing and divining.
We Sat Down With Batman, Who Opened Up About His Rabies Diagnosis
Batman has spoken out about his rabies diagnosis, revealing he contracted the disease from his adoptive bat mother. He is currently experiencing symptoms and is seeking a cure for the condition.
Australia Sends 100 Million Le Snaks In Foreign Aid To France
Australia has sent 100 million Le Snaks to France as foreign aid, in a move aimed at repairing the country's relationship with the French government, following recent tensions over submarine contracts.
